A bit different perspective here, this guide is for the Mega Millions winner. You hit on a high nine-figure payout (after taxes), and the expectations for Christmas gifts shoot through the roof. I feel for you. And I’m here to help. Practicality is thrown out the window. It’s time to be the fun uncle (or aunt) to the multitudes of newly established family members. Here’s what I would recommend:
From Top Left:
1. Loro Piana Suede Trimmed Cashmere Fleece Half-zip Sweater: Get rid of that old Snap-T and upgrade to Cashmere.
2. ‘Licking Lips’ Custom Painted LV Bag: “All your friends have Louie bags, but how many of them have a tongue on it??”
3. Kid Air Jordans: The kids have feelings, too.
4. Authentic Ninja Sword: I can think of many reasons as to why this would be a bad idea. However, I can think of more reasons why it would be awesome.
5. Patek Philippe Platinum Nautilus 40th Anniversary: Something to sport while doing yard work.
6. Miele MilkPerfection Automatic Coffee/Espresso Machine: It’ll take until next Christmas to figure out how to work it.
7. Ogawa Master Drive 2.0 Massage Chair: Built for comfort, this will replace the tanning bed in your basement.
8. Segway Ninebot Self-Balancing Scooter: Always on the move!
9. Travis Hunter Signed Ball: Because he’s a complete badass. And you have no idea where the University of Colorado is…Denver?
10. Lucchese Baron American Alligator Boots: Top of the heap!
11. Gulfstream G800: From personal discussions: this is Mrs. RCS’s #1 when our numbers hit.
What did I miss?
