2024 RCS Gift Guide: Kenny F’n Powers

For the guy that’s super hard.  And super hard to shop for.

From Top Left:

1. Pit Viper Sunglasses:  Perfect for tan lines.
2. Charros Throwback Jersey:  Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
3. Butch Wax:  Got to keep the hair just right.
4. Speed Gun:  Ripping fastballs.  Proof.
5. Diver’s Knife:  The surf in Myrtle Beach can get scrappy.
6. All Black Levis:  “One of us had their own personal stylist, and one of us shoplifts their sh!t from Fashion bug”.
7. All Black Tecovas Cowboy Boots:  For school dances.
8. Scream Mask: IYKYK.
9. Boom Box:  For funerals.
10. Clean T-Shirt:  Date night.
11. Waverunner:  Day date.

Don’t look at me with those dead eyes…

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2 Comments

  1. Russ
    11/21/2024 / 12:29 PM

    Don’t forget the feexins!

  2. Payne
    11/21/2024 / 1:58 PM

    Absolutely crushed it.

    “Fundamentals are a crutch for talentless”
    -KP

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