Columbia Heater

I don’t care what the weatherman says.  Any time UGA plays in Columbia, it’s a million degrees outside.  With no wind, and the lingering smell of a live bait shop.  They don’t call Columbia the armpit of I-20 for nothing.

This should be an easy win for the Dawgs, so for those of you going, dress cool.  There’s a fine line between ‘Shopping Mall Tech’ and doing it right.  Be careful not to look like a JV coach or a Gamecock fan.  Here’s how to do it right:

From top left:

1. Goodr Mach 3 Sunglasses: These have become all the rage, and for good reason.  A pair of polarized sunglasses for $35.  I call that ‘risk management’, and this is an away game.  Plan accordingly.
2. ‘Elite’ Hat from Buckhead Brim Co.: After last weekend, UGA is the only elite team in all the land.
3. Classic ‘G’ Polo from Peter Millar for Dick Fergusons: The majority of the UGA section will ask where you got it…everyone loves custom.
4. Smathers X Miller Brothers WSP Polo: Because you know that’s what you’ll be listening to going both east and west on I-20.  Preferably the Mikey years.
5. True Linkswear All Day Knit IIs: Super light and super comfortable.  A great option when walking on the surface of the sun.
4. Lululemon 7″ Commission Shorts: The best tech shorts on the market.  They’ll keep you cool and let your knees breathe.

UGA 38 USC 13

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7 Comments

    • Trip
      09/15/2022 / 2:59 PM

      That was pretty cringe.

    • Poor Man
      09/15/2022 / 11:35 PM

      Them Dawgs will also bite you in the butt

      • whiskeydent
        09/16/2022 / 10:11 AM

        Unless you’re Bevo.

  1. Dan
    09/15/2022 / 1:33 PM

    Wow those true sneaks look great!

  2. Jimmy G
    09/15/2022 / 4:30 PM

    I just can’t get on board with the True knit sneakers. They look like grandma mall walkers to me.

    • PDB
      09/15/2022 / 5:04 PM

      I pulled the trigger on them earlier this summer. Super comfortable and I’ve gotten compliments on them several times out on the course.

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