This is what we asked for. This is what we want. A major SEC game kicking off at 7:30PM ET in one of the coolest cities in the US. All college football fans will be watching the Bulldogs take on the Longhorns in what is sure to be a decisive game for both teams looking for playoff spots. I think this is UGA’s week where it all comes together. Something has been off with this team all year, but this week it clicks. For all you Poor Men heading out to Texas, let’s dress accordingly:
From Top Left:
1. Criquet UGA Polo: Criquet is beloved by all, and founded in Austin. Show some respect.
2. Sea Island UGA Hat: Act like you’ve been somewhere before. Nothing too flashy, nothing too Austin-‘weird’, just a simple red hat.
3. HBTD Smathers & Branson Needlepoint Belt: The Longhorn fans won’t get it, but the Dawg fans do. How ’bout em?
4. Peter Millar Crown Collection Crew Neck Sweatshirt: Proper outerwear for respectable barkers.
5. Sid Mashburn Canvas 5-pockets: Tough-as-nails pants for a long day of tailgating.
6. RM Williams Gardner Boots: Leave your cowboy/roper boots at home. These Chelsea boots will do just fine for the Georgia boys.
UGA 37 Horns 24
Welcome to Austin from a UT alum and rabid Longhorn fan. Here’s a few suggestions to make sure you have a great trip.
1. Get some brisket. We are the Buckle of the Texas Barbecue Belt and there’s about a dozen fantastic joints in town or a short drive into the country.
2. Do not go on 6th Street east of Congress, unless you like underage girls with fake Louisiana ID’s, vomit on your Chelsea boots, a biker in your face, or assorted drug dealers following you around. Go west young men where there are plenty of great bars with far less riffraff.
3. Kill some time by visiting the Capitol, Bob Bullock Museum, the Ransom Center or South Congress to shop.
4. Swim in Barton Springs, It’s cold but wonderful.
5. Keep your dog away from Bevo. I’m sure y’all remember what happened last time.
Y’all have a good time despite losing the game! Hook’em!