PMGN: Level Set

And here it is.  The college football season is here…  It’s a weird feeling starting as the 2X National Champions and lining up to win a third.  It’s not, however, a weird feeling to see Notre Dame completely overranked.  Thanks, NBC.

I digress.  At this point, being a Dawg fan is a responsibility.  Being under the national microscope, it’s incumbent on Bulldogs to dress the part.  To do that, let’s level-set.  What are the great pieces you need while playing any/all college football teams that aren’t as good as you?  Here you go…stock up on these that work together, but are also transitional depending on the weather:

From Top Left:

1. Peter Millar X Dick Ferguson’s 1962 UGA Helmet Polo:  A red polo is foundational for any Dawg fan.  Given that the first few games are going to be a bit warm, a lightweight tech polo is acceptable.
2. Miller Brothers X Smathers ‘HBTD’ Needlepoint Belt:  I shouldn’t need a caption for this.  How the Miller Brothers will keep these in stock is a mystery to me.
3. Bootleg UGA Hat:  Sure, you can find UGA hats anywhere.  Avoid the NASCAR look and go with something bootleg that probably has licensing issues.
4. Holderness & Bourne Harwood Shorts:  Along with #1, let’s avoid the Lucas Glover BMW swamp-ass look and go with a well-cut technical pair of shorts.  The fans sitting behind you will be thankful.
5. Oakley Frogskin Sunglasses:  You’re already well stocked up on Goodrs, so kick it old school.
6. Nike Air Pegasus ’89:  Speaking of old school…these are about as cool as it gets.

I hope everyone has fun.  Go Dawgs!

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9 Comments

  1. CCE
    09/01/2023 / 8:25 AM

    Might as well look good while you’re watching the team with the easiest schedule in the SEC play against such stalwarts as UT-Martin and UAB. Yawn.

    Go Irish!

    • ABW
      09/01/2023 / 9:09 AM

      Florida will be tough it looks like

      • Fritz
        09/01/2023 / 10:50 AM

        Laughing/crying emoji face

    • poor man
      09/01/2023 / 6:03 PM

      You guys want another shot at them Dawgs? ND is 0-3 against them champs!

      • CCE
        09/02/2023 / 1:28 PM

        Would love it. No way UGA schedules a game with a ranked non-conference opponent!

        • Bradley A. Evans
          09/03/2023 / 10:06 PM

          UGA was supposed to play Oklahoma (ranked #20) Sept 9, but it was canceled when they joined the SEC – hence the initial cupcake schedule.

          • CCE
            09/04/2023 / 10:33 AM

            I did not know that!

          • B Wright
            09/12/2023 / 9:33 AM

            Why was the bama-texas game left intact?

  2. whiskeydent
    09/04/2023 / 1:48 PM

    Today will be the 61st day that the temperature rose to 100 or higher in Austin this year. I’m not sure I could have survived without the new (at least to me) Orvis button-down shirts made with performance linen and hemp/tencel. They breathe incredibly well, which is critical in the heat. Plus, they iron easily if you need to look spiffier.

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