Unfortunately, I won’t be attending #OccupySaintSimons this year, but I thought I’d lend some help to the Gators fans making their way over to Jacksonville. Behold the Red Clay Soul ‘Florida Gators’ version of Tailgate Style:
(Clockwise from top left)
1. New Hat: How many gas station Gators hats do you need? Skip the Shell station and get this one – not only does it show Gator pride, but it is appropriate for Church (reference: www.tebowing.com)
2. New Shirt: Since this is the biggest game of the year, why not spiff it up a bit and add another (clean) sleeveless Gators shirt to the rotation?
3. New Jean Shorts: Required attire for any ‘true’ Gator fan. Chomp Chomp.
4. New Tube Socks: No, they aren’t over the top. These are 100% badass. And don’t listen to what they tell you – you CAN wear these socks with your sandals. Why would you want to cover these beauties up with all-white Sketchers?
Have fun down there, folks.