Florida Cocktail Party Style

It’s a big weekend, Gator fans.  Normally we talk about how good the Dawgs fans are going to look, but since we’re playing on a neutral site, we’ll share the love for our Gator fan friends.  We all have a few, and we are happy to tolerate them.

The Dawgs are heading down as the number one team in the nation, and Florida is the only real threat to UGA’s undefeated season.  Of course the Gators will be ready to play, and the fans will be ready to hoot and holler.  So – look at this as a business trip.  Spiff it up a little.  Go with the upgraded ‘Ultimate’ wash on your Raptor.  Because even when you don’t win, you’ll want to look good as a loser:

New Gators Hat: Tired of that flat bill?  Yeah, so is everyone else.  Go with a classic style that is transitional from the shores of Jacksonville all the way to the pit stop of Gainesville.
New Jean Shorts: Of course Florida fans get crap for wearing Jean Shorts.  However, EMBRACE IT.  Go a little darker this week, as that’s how they do it in #fashun.
Fun Socks: Team Spirit, right?  They’ll love these at the tailgate.
New Walkers: Fresh.  Clean.  Lots of walking around The Landing, so look the part.
Sport Shades: That Florida sun will be beaming at the 3:30 kickoff, so go with shades that will not only look great on your face but also when resting on top of your hat brim like an infielder.
Away Jersey: Like there is another choice.

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8 Comments

  1. Me
    10/28/2021 / 9:06 AM

    Polaris Slingshot, and wearing your enginerd or military badge for free admission to the game.

  2. SMB
    10/28/2021 / 9:27 AM

    LOL…this is the greatest post ever on RCS. Hat tip to you kind sir.

  3. Fritz
    10/28/2021 / 11:42 AM

    Pete Carroll is TRIGGERED by this footwear recommendation.

  4. CLW
    10/28/2021 / 3:53 PM

    You forgot the man chain with bass charm…

  5. WK
    10/28/2021 / 5:06 PM

    Homeowners Association Sticker for NC mountain neighborhood on windshield.

  6. Gator
    10/28/2021 / 8:01 PM

    Go a little darker and extra style points for a hammer holder…

  7. JDV
    10/31/2021 / 11:18 AM

    Nice post. Nice cap. Where is the hat you reference?

  8. Craig Monroe
    10/31/2021 / 9:58 PM

    The Landing?

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